The Pillars Of My Being

I don’t believe in marriage and I certainly don’t believe in love at first sight. It is because these things are only make-believe and merely ideas from ancient civilizations. But I believe in two people taking all odds headstrong without fail or threat of separation.

I am against abortion; it is the most sinful crime I could think of.

I approve premarital sex. You shouldn’t deprive the needs of your body because of religious and cultural conflicts or whatever the society you live in dictates. And besides, your body is God’s greatest gift and its main purpose is to experience all sorts of things. Utilize it in anyway you could.

I hate governments. They are the only legal syndicates in existence. They rob you upfront and still tax you to death.

I believe in eating honey everyday. It repairs your body from all the harm that you’ve caused it.

Fantasize about all the sinful deeds you can think of. Accomplish one or two to satisfy the appetite of your midlife crisis. When fear of loss sets in, you can celebrate because you’re cured. I am probably sure you’ll never try to do it again and see the world in an entirely different perspective.

Take the time to read but take more time to write your thoughts and stories so you do not lose your own style and identity. And more importantly, you leave a lasting impression to history in case you die famous. Who knows!

Your will is the most powerful force you can wield. Use it to your advantage from reaching the top of the world to gaining or losing weight.

Watch television while bonding with your family at home, it is one of life’s free education. For field training, travel by foot through the streets in all the cities you can visit.

“Cause and effect.” I don’t support terrorists but I certainly can’t blame them either. They are the products of governments. They are just the rest of us, only that they choose to fight for their idiotic ideals. They are just advertised as the villain by the media that is manipulated by the government. We are just collateral damage caught in the middle.

I believe in my grandmother. She rants dreadfully but she only tells the truth. And in each irritating word is furnished with wisdom.

I believe in conserving our drinking water, it is the largest percentage we’re made of.

I also hate religion. It is the only “legal” drug in the world and it is not for free. As a matter of fact, it is the most expensive drug you’ll ever want because it can cost you your soul. It is the most powerful thing that could stop us from dreaming on our own viewpoint. And it can easily bend our will from believing in fate to suicidal frustrations.

I look forward to death. It is the single event that holds the answers to half of the biggest questions I ever thought of.

Try anything once, possibly for a while. But before you get hooked, check for side effects.

I definitely believe in life long friends, their bonds are thicker than blood, like molten lead. These are the only people we can choose unlike our relatives.

Exercise for a healthy bloodstream. It is the only thing that can fuel your sexual drive.

I dream of an educated nation but I resent what education have become. They extort our sons and daughters from their innocence in such an early age and rob them from their childhood. No wonder it is a branch of the government.

At least own an e-mail account and a blog site. It is the best way to save trees.

I am the living proof of my parents, a walking signature of their genes, a spitting image from both sides, and a historical legacy of their existence. Whether we like it or not our natural talents, certain characteristics, mannerisms and intellect did not come from breast milk or formulated food supplements. The way I see it, love them for what they are and sometimes hate them for what they’ve done. But most of all learn from their mistakes and forgive them when they’ve become grandparents. Teach them a lesson or two when they get older but never lay a hand on them.

Masturbate even when you get older. It is the handiest stress reliever available and it’s free.

Above all else, I believe in the family I helped create. It is my greatest achievement and contribution to society. To my lifetime partner who has done the greatest job of keeping me by her side.

Lastly, never give up on dreaming. It means you still have control over your will.